Term |
Definition |
| Afternoon Delight |
Puhleeze … could we have some privacy here? |
| Binky |
An acrobatic maneuver involving running, jumping and kicking up heels; only rabbits
are capable of this, although I've heard of gymnasts who have tried to imitate it. |
| Boxing |
When a rabbit bats at you with his front paws. Usually means
stay away from my cage, litter box or food! |
| Buffing |
Any petting, kissing or massaging of rabbits; e.g., "buffing a fluff". |
| Bunny 500 |
Racing laps around the room as fast as you can. |
| Cordless Foot Massager |
A bun who licks your foot from toe to heel. |
| Cordless Rug Cleaner |
Flinging a dish full of water, then stomping in the water. |
| Dances With Pin in Butt |
A bun who suddenly jumps high, practically smashing his/her head on the ceiling. |
| Dewlap |
The fold of skin below the chin. Predominantly on female rabbits. |
| EpilLady |
A bun who tries to yank hair out of legs, armpits and head. |
| Ethernet |
Something used to catch the Etherbunny. |
| Food Flicker |
Flinging a dish full of pellets. |
| Ground Hopper. |
Rabbit |
| Guiser Meister |
A bun who eats a hole in the waterbed. |
| Mike Tyson
| An afternoon delight with one unwilling partner. |
| Mike Tyson #2 |
Two buns fighting, with one bun trying to pull an ear off the second bun. |
| Mom |
Female rabbit human companion. |
| Monster |
Human rabbit companion (with apologies to the real Monster, who
lives with Beth and Michael). |
| Nana |
Bunny-talk (not to say baby talk) for a banana snack. |
| Olympic Rug Runner |
A bun(s) who runs like lightening around the perimeter of a room. |
| Pellet Pusher |
Pushing a dish full of pellets with the nose. |
| Pink Head Disease |
An affliction of pet rabbits caused by a two-legger (almost exclusively
female except at Halloween) giving too many kisses while wearing
lipstick. There is no known cure, but it appears to be a benign condition. |
| Pod Bunny |
A rabbit who is too well behaved to be a rabbit. |
| Pooka |
A large, white, mischievious rabbit. |
| Pooka wannabe |
A mischievious rabbit that isn't completely white or not quite
large enough, to be considered a true pooka. |
| Rug Bump |
One bun sleeps on the rug and the other bun runs right over him. |
| Slave |
Human guardian who is controlled by a rabbit |
| Snowplowing |
A bun pushing blankets around with his/her front legs. |
| The Boss |
The rabbit, not the human companion (except when meds are required). |
| The Giant |
Human rabbit companion. |
| Two-Footer |
Rabbit slave (a.k.a. human). |
| Vegging |
A rabbit-approved human activity. |
