Rabbit Glossary
Term |
Definition |
| Afternoon Delight | Puhleeze … could we have some privacy here? |
| Binky | An acrobatic maneuver involving running, jumping and kicking up heels; only rabbits are capable of this, although I’ve heard of gymnasts who have tried to imitate it. |
| Boxing | When a rabbit bats at you with his front paws. Usually means stay away from my cage, litter box or food! |
| Buffing | Any petting, kissing or massaging of rabbits; e.g., “buffing a fluff”. |
| Bunny 500 | Racing laps around the room as fast as you can. |
| Cordless Foot Massager | A bun who licks your foot from toe to heel. |
| Cordless Rug Cleaner | Flinging a dish full of water, then stomping in the water. |
| Dances With Pin in Butt | A bun who suddenly jumps high, practically smashing his/her head on the ceiling. |
| Dewlap | The fold of skin below the chin. Predominantly on female rabbits. |
| EpilLady | A bun who tries to yank hair out of legs, armpits and head. |
| Ethernet | Something used to catch the Etherbunny. |
| Food Flicker | Flinging a dish full of pellets. |
| Ground Hopper. | Rabbit |
| Guiser Meister | A bun who eats a hole in the waterbed. |
| Mike Tyson | An afternoon delight with one unwilling partner. |
| Mike Tyson #2 | Two buns fighting, with one bun trying to pull an ear off the second bun. |
| Mom | Female rabbit human companion. |
| Monster | Human rabbit companion (with apologies to the real Monster, who lives with Beth and Michael). |
| Nana | Bunny-talk (not to say baby talk) for a banana snack. |
| Olympic Rug Runner | A bun(s) who runs like lightening around the perimeter of a room. |
| Pellet Pusher | Pushing a dish full of pellets with the nose. |
| Pink Head Disease | An affliction of pet rabbits caused by a two-legger (almost exclusively female except at Halloween) giving too many kisses while wearing lipstick. There is no known cure, but it appears to be a benign condition. |
| Pod Bunny | A rabbit who is too well behaved to be a rabbit. |
| Pooka | A large, white, mischievious rabbit. |
| Pooka wannabe | A mischievious rabbit that isn’t completely white or not quite large enough, to be considered a true pooka. |
| Rug Bump | One bun sleeps on the rug and the other bun runs right over him. |
| Slave | Human guardian who is controlled by a rabbit |
| Snowplowing | A bun pushing blankets around with his/her front legs. |
| The Boss | The rabbit, not the human companion (except when meds are required). |
| The Giant | Human rabbit companion. |
| Two-Footer | Rabbit slave (a.k.a. human). |
| Vegging | A rabbit-approved human activity. |